.. And
today the housework will commence with Hoover
Baby. This all time classic techno tormentor is complete with super-suction
succulence and has been especially formulated to work wonders with your
carpet. Your next essential ingredient is Desire
- the first rule in housework (even hoovers have their desires!)... Inspire
yourself with its mystical techno'd out vocal pleasures, fired along with
frantic and scattered beats. Laundry calls... You load up the machine,
put the powder into the slot, close the door, and it starts to fill whilst
Babewash is unleashed...140 degrees
of appliance articulation, driven by a door-driver kik. Experience the
full-spin breakdowns and systematic cycle loops... Industrial action complete
with babe.
By now you should be fully fluffed and folded, and ready to move on into
true house mode. Shake about to Bongo Bananas
- uplifting tribal grooves and piano rhythms designated to polish and
shine, and then try the The Bongo Bonanza
- more bongo madness with a playful string melody. Shoo away those cobwebs
with Acid Baby's dinky disco drive and
the voluptuous vocals of Val Chalmers - the fluffier the feather duster,
the better! And, be sure not to miss out on Perfection's
smooth melodic finish formulated to add to the sheen on your furniture.
Time for a break. Time to pop up the shops for some more hoover bags maybe!
It's time for Killa Wipers - wipers
in alternative mode, slightly different to their usual task of washing
your car's windscreen - reverberated and matched with KJ's freestyle vocal
energy and a killa riff in this highly original conception. Be sure to
curl up on your sofa after the chores with tea and biscuits. Let yourself
go...
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